Patrick
Patrick is the Receptionist at Death, Inc., and a supporting character and NPC in Have a Nice Death.
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Patrick – Receptionist
Patrick Thuggins was the victim of a terrible prank at the company he worked at while he was alive. Blind as a bat, someone stole his glasses "for a laugh" and poor old Patrick unwittingly overcooked his favorite dish at the company restaurant. He remembered to pierce the lid with a fork, but accidentally heated it in the nuclear reactor instead of the microwave.
Once he landed at Death, Inc., Patrick headed straight to the reception with all the other souls and waited for hours in the waiting room before the Work Accidents Department picked up his file. He didn't mind one bit, since it gave him a chance to pursue one of his favorite hobbies — reading the Closer to Death, a little gem of a gossip rag that you no longer find in the supermarkets!
Our receptionist normally plays his cards close to his chest, but he definitely knows a thing or two about scrapbooking! His desk is covered in photos of brightly colored birds, crepe paper rolls, and unusual stickers that he makes himself to express his passion. Don't forget to compliment him on his creations! He might not show it, but Patrick is a highly skilled receptionist and would be very pleased to hear it.