Joe
Joe is the Office Manager at Death, Inc., and a supporting character and NPC in Have a Nice Death.
Joe runs a shop at the CEO's Office, where the player can purchase Weapons, Food that appears in the Break Room, and upgrade the amount of Jocelyn's Contracts that the player can stack in a single run. Everything in Joe's Shop is purchased via Ingots, and the price of items can be reduced significantly be completing certain objectives.
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Joe – Office Manager
This is what happens when you drink too much black koffee! In fact, the koffee Joe drinks is now so strong, it once got him in a chokehold. Well, not the koffee itself, of course, but rather the sugar lump he likes to dip in it to warm himself up. Since he's incapable of focusing on anything for longer than a second, he accidentally mixed up his usual cube of sugar with a stock cube that expired three years ago.
Joe is one of Death, Inc.'s most exemplary employees. He has already dedicated over a gazillion hours to filing and keeping the monstrous inventory of life forces across the company's various earthly planes up to date. And all that without even taking a proper break. His secret? A cup with a melted plastic bottom that smells exactly like Joe's favorite koffee. Seems obvious, doesn't it? A positive attitude is all you need to be an effective employee.
"AaaaaaaaaaaAARRRRRGHHHH!"
A tip from Jerry's ill-thought-out April Fool's prank: Never replace Joe's koffee with black tea!
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Trivia
- In the initial reveal trailer for Have a Nice Death, Joe is referred to as Rex. This suggests that Rex was his original name, but was later changed for reasons unknown.
